The 9 Minute Audio File

I was describing The 9 Minute Audio File, previously here and here, how it’s mostly silence.

One lady looks at me, “9 minutes of nothing? You should sell that on iTunes.”

Stupid ethics. If I had a little less ethics, I could sell an mp3 that was 9 minutes of nothing.

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