Stolen from a Virgo

Stolen from a Virgo
Gratefully lifted from a returned email — from a tech Virgo:

Thanks for your email. I’m out of the country & returning on (last week)
If you’re writing about *blank* – please contact:

The only way I could amend this? Think this already included in the fine print, “If this is an emergency, hang up and dial 911.”

If you’re writing about eclipses, see this article and check the dates.

If you’re asking about Mercury in Retrograde?

The up and coming Retrograde Venus?

Heard about Pluto square Uranus and now you’re curious?

Bet I’ve answered the questions already.