Dogs are better than Boyfriends
Not really new information, but…
- No one looks at you strange if you get a new puppy after the old dog dies.
- You can have more than one dog.
- You can pet your friend’s dog and your own dog doesn’t get jealous.
- Dogs can be trained not to shit in the house.
- Dogs won’t lie to about where they’ve been.
Dogs are better than Boyfriends
With apologies, didn’t work like it was supposed to.
Dogs are better than Boyfriends
But a reminder, and what I have said, many times over, “You roll up a newspaper and hit him on the nose, and the dog learns. Boyfriends, not so much.”
“Oh Kramer, boyfriends do learn, you just wrap that magazine around something like a pipe or a piece of post oak — they learn — eventually.”
(Pisces)
Can’t make this up.
the Portable Mercury Retrograde
Portable Mercury Retrograde – Kramer Wetzel
Portable Mercury Retrograde: astrofish.net’s Mercury in Retrograde
