Seriously

Leaving the last gig, there’s a coterie of female friends, cohorts, vendors, associated accomplices, i.e., people who work alongside me.

I know they’re all moms, maybe half-dozen or dozen kids spread out between, three or four of them¹. I questioned them all at once, through a face mask.

“Ya’ll are all moms, do you know anyone who got sick from eating raw cookie dough?”

See? This is the problem with our litigious societal structure: not enough raw cookie dough.

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1. Begs the questions, “Do you know where the kids are coming from?”

   The stock answer, from old Austin?

   “I didn’t get pregnant until I moved to Austin, so I’m pretty sure there’s something in the water.” ↩