Hold My Beer
It’s a standard line, almost just a punch line, in Texas.
Recently, the most common variant of the joke?
Mother Nature: You CANNOT have four seasons in one week.
Texas: hold my beer
Is this a thing now?
In other venues, think: my horoscopes — I’ve lamented the loss of privacy, a feller can’t even take a shower without a waterproof phone or bluetooth, whatever.
Then the shower beer holder.
On some level, this has to have been a gag gift. Maybe a dare, like, “They would never carry this in a store, right?”
“Twenty bucks says, I can get some retailer to put it out on display.”
I don’t know, I just found it all hugely amusing.