Vanity Search and Vanity Astrology

There was an era — not long ago — wherein it was considered a “vanity search” to plug your own name into a search engine, and see what popped up. Later, it was less about vanity and more about checking to see what was being said.

These days, it’s about privacy, a quick search to make sure certain illicit details haven’t been leaked, or the stalkers can’t access the numbers.

What I’m looking for now, now, is a term to convey the common problem I encounter, searching “astrology” sites, looking for nothing but laudatory comments about a sign.

I’m thinking I need a script that points out I’m not all rainbows, waterfalls, and butterflies, myself.

And by comparison? I’m way cheaper than downtown parking rates.