Overheard at the turkey table?
“(Tom) ‘Delay (former house leader) convicted of money laundering charges,’ another item off my bucket list!”

XVIII. it is not thine, but another man’s sin. Why should it trouble thee? Let him look to it, whose sin it is.
Marcus Aurelius Meditations Book 9.

The more modern variant and translation was a little more clear. My quoted version is from a Project Gutenberg free e-text.