Lines:
“… And tormented by the spirits of the undead…”
“I have narcissistic personality (disorder)…”
“Oh! I want one, too!”
Don’t think it matched expectation:
Not this one. (Someone from Canada was looking for ‘pepper pR0n’).
Can’t shake it:
Something from the image. Maybe it’s a personal ghost?
Packaging, Branding, Selling:
It was free coffee. Sort of a “nickel bag” of free French Roast. The cool part, look at the packaging. Notice anything? No brand. Clearly, anyone who’s been around coffee can easily recognize the brand that’s not there. Again, what makes it cool.
What makes it really cool, that little sampler? It was free. Perfect morning size for a Press Pot (French Press).