West Texas

El Paso is held aloof by the rest of Texas. Claims to be forgotten, too.

Airport Notes:
“I’m carrying my service piece.”
“Are you a LEO?”
“Yes, (federal agency).”
Get to skip the line and everything.

Or the old guy, I asked how he got ahead of everyone else, he had two hip replacements, and he just claimed it was because, “I just made my wife carry everything.”

Travel won’t always be this easy.

Kramer and The Crystal Skull.