I had a great idea, since there’s this writer’s strike going on? Some TV shows that need material? That material can be found right here, in the horoscopes. Need ideas? Mine the older material.
I’ve used it, and all that’s left is a fleeting memory of the material I’ve already covered, the metaphor is played out, at least, in a literary sense, so it should still be useful for TV.
Then, after one of my scopes becomes a big hit, I can negotiate a breech of copyright contract and payment, then join the writer’s union, and be on strike.
“Weekends: brought to you by unions.”