So an empiricist and an existentialist walk into a bar.

While you were arguing about the glass of water, half full optimist, half empty pessimist, or just enough realist,
I drank it all opportunist.

The water has fluoride. Conspiracy theorist.

None of it matters. Nihilist.

It’s all a joke. Absurdist.

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