New Short Bio

New Short Bio

Shortened version, rough draft:

Not many things can explain him but here are a few. Kramer was born and raised in a small town in East Texas. More about the author at astrofish.net/bio.

Original version:

Not many things can explain him but here are a few. Kramer was born and raised in a small town in East Texas. He has degrees in English literature and considers Shakespeare his soulmate. Kramer sometimes thinks he was Shakespeare in a previous lifetime, but that’s another story.

  • Disclaimer: Early editor inserted that Shakespeare bit, took a life of its own, and it managed to stick. Absolutely not true.

First new draft, too long:

  • Kramer Wetzel was born and raised in a small town in East Texas, eventually settling in a South Austin trailer park before trailer parks were cool. He lives in San Antonio, and hates writing about himself in third person.

Next version:

  • Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel, after an education throughout the Southwest, he settled in a South Austin trailer park before trailer parks were cool. He lives in San Antonio, and hates writing about himself in third person.

Final rough cut:

  • Born and raised in a small town in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel spent years honing his craft in trailer park in South Austin. He hates writing about himself in third person.

Bexar County Line Rev:

  • From Deep East Texas via a trailer park in South Austin, Kramer Wetzel spent years collecting visual proof that San Antonio is weirder than Austin.

kramerwetzel.com style:

  • Born and raised in East Texas, Kramer Wetzel, settled in a South Austin trailer park before trailer parks were cool. He now lives in San Antonio, Texas.

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