Overheard, Austin:
At work, “Just looking at the jewelry, we’re from Dallas.”
“So with that 13th sign, I’m not what I thought I was?”
Yeah, get new ink, baby.
(That was supposed to be ironic, but it just comes out sarcastic.)
A Chiropractor with 6-inch heels.
(That was supposed to be ironic, but it just comes out sarcastic.)
