How dry is it in Texas?

It’s so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling.  The Methodists are using wet-wipes.  The Presbyterians (and Lutherans) are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water… .

Now that’s dry!

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