Who’s to blame?

Wondering that as I think about making my way to the airport at, what is this? Flight leaves at 0615 hours? Only three letters can address this issue, WTF. Do the math, be at the airport by 0515, takes at least half an hour to get there, GDMFSOB Starbucks won’t be open. Might as well never go to sleep. Who gets up this early, I mean, there’s no fishing involved. Why get up early in the morning if there’s no fishing? Is it just me, or does it not make any sense?

Who makes these arrangements?

Oh, that’s right, I do. As you were. Nothing to see here, move along.

Inbound mail:
|>A small not-for-profit festival with camping
|>featuring an eclectic lineup,
|>beer poured by men dressed as ladies and
|>ice creams sold by the local vicar!

Harem is still for sale – act now while this offer is still good, limited to supplies on hand!

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But then, that’s what I do each week, a different story, like, on the back of an index card.

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