Especially north-west folks, note: Paul Anka Rocks. Trust me, it’s better than it sounds.
If I had to pick a favorite track? How about Smells like teen spirit?
“I was going to offer you a boot jack,” one security person jovially noted, “only in Texas.”
Except, as a frequent flyer, I know I have to make sure I wear footwear that’s easy on and easy off. (Lucchese Boots, handmade in El Paso.)
Which reminded me, “Astrofish.net, now with ZERO GRAMS of Trans Fat. That’s right, leaner, meaner, and no bad fat.”
Make sure you read the ingredients on the horoscopes.
“Ever stay in La Quinta?”
Nope, not this one. I mean, it’s been a long way since west Texas.